BLOOD DIAMOND? MORE LIKE BLOOD SAUSAGE

Yes, this sounds catty, but Leo DiCaprio looks as if he's putting on weight to play the lead in The Last King of Scotland . Too bad they already made that movie.

Don't you just love Ellen Degeneres? She's great as the host. Someone should give her a TV show. What? Hunh?

"Spain is in the house...and, uh, Japan is representing. I think I see a few Americans as well. Of course I'm talking about the seat fillers. Nobody can fill a seat like an American."

"Half a box of Chardonnay in me...."

"Let's face it, if it weren't for gays, blacks and Jews, there wouldn't be any Oscars...or anyone named Oscar, for that matter."

Ellen Degeneres. Nobody has done more for pants since Levi Strauss.