CAN YOU WIN AN OSCAR?

Sp I'm watching these "Best Shorts" Oscars (Martin, Purvis, etc.) and I'm wondering, if you just devoted the next two years of your life to creating a short film with the idea of getting an Oscar, would you, well, fall short? I think it could be done.

(Message to my editor, Barry: Please do not consider that last paragraph as my resignation.)

By the way, the dude who won for Best Action Short gave the textbook great speech that any unknown should give. Really classy and sincere.

It's Sunday night and I'm not watching Extras . Something just feels wrong about it all.

Oooh, Four Weddings and a Funeral is on MyTV (or whatever they call that network) right now. Which reminds me, has anyone seen Kristin Scott-Thomas lately? I miss her. FWaaF is a dude chick flick, if such a thing is possible.

Looks as if Ben Kingsley's barber is working for Jack Nicholson now.