HALFTIME STATS

KU has shot (and made) just one three pointer, while UCLA is 5-13.

Jayhawk power foward Darnell Jackson has seen more than average playing time and is 3-3 from the field (manly dunks) and 0-3 from the free throw line.

UCLA has already committed 13 turnovers (10 for KU).

I was charged $10 for a slice of pepperoni anda Diet Coke. Have you seen that Miller High Life ad where they take the beer from the restaurant serving the $11.50 burger? That's how I felt. By the way, the Parker-Meridien Hotel in NYC serves a $50 burger that, unless it gave me and 17 of my closest friends an orgasm, I'd never order. Save yourselves the money and pretentiousness and head for The Corner Bistro in the West Village. The burger is $4.50 and served on a paper plate and it's as good as it gets in New York City, burger-wise.