ACCORDING TO BILLY

Two great contributions from Billy. First,

Dolphins War room:

Guy 1: "Why isn't his girlfriend hotter?"
Guy 2: "Man, I was just thinking the exact same thing!"
Guy 1: "Lack of confidence?"
Guy 2: "Has to be. I mean Shark probably has a hotter chick than that and he looks like Howard Stern"
Guy 1: "That's all we need is to match Culpepper's fragile psyche with this guy's lack of confidence"

Second, Billy notes that three of the top ten picks admitted to smoking weed and two others suffered serious injuries last season during endzone celebrations (we all know AD's dive wasn't necessary). So, yeah, act like Iggy Pop and don't sweat it. You're still gonna be rich.

The deejay is today's MVP. The Titans are on the clock and he's playing "All My Exes Live In Texas". Inspired!