BUFFALO SOLDIER

That's the tune currently playing....so you know who's on the clock. As if they were going to play Neneh Cherry's "Buffalo Stance". A great and too-soon-forgotten tune by the way, but then again 1989 was an extremely crappy year in music.

Meanwhile, Roger Goodell just "approached the podium" (which is my newest euphemism, by the way) to announce, "Um, that Miami pick? I read that wrong. It was 'Quinn', not 'Ginn'. My bad. No hard feelings, capisce?"

My friend Billy says that Lindy Slinger is seriously "over-duded". I must concur. But what's Brady supposed to do? Date his sister? She's married.

Someone up there likes me....they just put "Buffalo Stance" on the old sound system. Worth the price of the free admission.

Hey, Bruce Smith is announcing Buffalo's selection (seriously)...and they've selected Marshawn Lynch of Cal.

I'm looking at Lynch's head shot (that's head shot, not "head shop") and I am at least 49% positive that Lynch has never smoked pot. At least 49%. God, I'm trying to imagine when it came out that Calvin Johnson had "experimented" with marijuana and Lynch hadn't if Calvin just wanted to scream, "Look at that dude! He's got "Up In Smoke" and "Nice Dreams" on DVD. C'mon!"

St. Louis is "on the clock" (2nd-favorite new euphemism). They're playing some kind of tune out of a Betty Grable movie...and I don't even know who Betty Grable is....I think she was Barney's wife.