CLEVELAND ROCKS!

Markazi and I are trying to anticipate which song each city will get before their pick. I guessed "Cleveland Rocks" for the Browns....not much of a stretch....and hit that one. The two of us have no clue what they'll choose for Tampa Bay. Help. Anyone?

On the big screen right now they're showing footage of Bernie Kosar and Tim Couch, in case you're wondering whom the Browns are about to take....

The big suspense on this selection is whether Laura Quinn-Medicine-Woman-Hawk will come out onstage as part of the posse. And will she get the first interview?

Brady's babe is with him, by the way. She seems nice.

Hey, Brady's not on the cellphone. It may be Joe Thomas.

It is! It is!

Wow. Lots of boos from the crowd. Huge "Cleveland Sucks!" cheer erupts from the crowd as somewhere on a lake in Wisconsin, a boat is creating a huge wake. Poor Brady. He so wanted to play for his favorite team growing up. Plus he'll probably drop at least four spots now, which is going to cost him now.

And the Arizona Cardinals, picking 5th, are not very happy about this, either.

Joe Thomas's suit: T-shirt, floppy hat, cargo shorts, Crocs.

Posse: Two dudes with worms in their hands as we speak.

I do wish they had a camera on Brady in the green room this minute. He cannot be pleased. This is like losing to USC a fifth time.