Freakin' Mockery

This blog doesn't hide from its mistakes. It embraces them. Caresses them. Wines them and dines them. Which brings us to our mock draft.

Ahem.

Here's the players I NAILED

1. Jamarcus Russell, Raiders. Yep, I was the only one.

13. Adam Carriker, Rams. Hey, two for 13!

23. Dwayne Bowe, Chiefs. Heating up!

I also got Reggie Nelson to Jacksonville, but not at No. 17. The Jags dealt down to get him. I'll take 80 percent credit.

How many first rounder did this blog get?

26 of 32.

Who did I have as first rounders that dropped out?

Paul Posluszny, Alan Branch, Chris Houston, Tony Ugoh, Dwayne Jarrett and David Harris.

How, for instance, did ESPN's Mel Kiper do?

Well, he nailed 10 guys to the right teams. How many guys did he ticket as first rounders that didn't go in the first?

Four.

But I can beat Mel in the 40. And the 3-cone. And I'm a natural knee-bender.