I'M OK, YOU'RE OKOYE

The Houston Texans (or the Texas Houstons) just selected 14 year-old Louisville defensive tackle Amobi Okoye , or as he's destined to be known by me, Non-Christian Okoye .

Neither he nor Ted Ginn, Jr., ever came out on stage, leading me to wonder just how many people Joe Thomas's boat could hold...wait, this just in....Joe Thomas's boat has capsized in rough seas on Lake Winnebago....this just in...the Cleveland Browns announce they were just kidding, that they wanted BQQB all along.

By popular demand, here is a photo (aged) of Laura Quinn-Medicine-Woman-Hawk:

http://www.nbcsports.com/2006/0822/29991_225X300.jpg

Trust me, people. It doesn't do her justice. Just like this blog.

The Houston Texans, by the way, have spent their last two first-round picks on defensive linemen. They'd better be special, cuz defensive linemen who do not put quarterbacks on their fannies (Mario Williams had just 4 1/2 sacks last season) do not put fannies in seats.

San Francisco is on the clock and the tune they're playing is the 60s classic "If You're Going to San Francisco" (sorry, Chris Isaak and sorry, Village People).

From my editor, Barry: "Brady Quinn just signed with the Toronto Argonauts."