YOU HAD A BAD DAY

That is the song that's playing as we wait for Tampa Bay to pick. "We'd like to dedicate this next tune to Brady Quinn."

Now they're playing some country song that I do not recognize, because the only country song I do recognize is "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe. And it ain't that song. Maybe it has something to do with Tampa. Hell, I don't know. This ain't CMT.com, know what I'm sayin'?

Hey, I just went on CMT.com. Did you know that there's a show on that network entitled Trick My Truck ? I love it.

Tampa Bay just used the fourth pick to select Gaines Adams , a defensive end from Clemson. "Gaines stops him for no gains."

As Adrian Peterson seethes and slides.

This is a safe pick. A good pick. Not a sexy pick.

Suit: Navy blue pants and slacks, blue shirt/white collar, pink striped tie.

Posse Count: Nine! We have a new leader. And the smallest posse member looks to e about two years old and is napping in his mother's arms.

So, Arizona picks next and the two linemen they wanted are gone. Do they take Okoye, the DT from Louisville? Levi Brown, whom many have as the next-best OL in the draft? Or Quinn, just to have Leinart and Quinn on the same sideline. Don't put anything past the Buzzsaw that is the Arizona Cardinals. You don't complete six decades of utter incompetence without a few moves like that.

Rex Grossman is being interviewed onstage right now. HEe's wearing a suit, but he's got tow days of growth on his face and he looks completely, COMPLETELY hung over. You know that look. I know that look. Rex looks Recked. And he hasn't tied his tie yet.
Another bad sign? He's shorter than the dude who's interviewing him.
By the way, the dude just asked him if he'd rather play for Lovie Smith or Urban Meyer. Rex shot him a, What kind of tool are you, anyway? look, and reminded him of something we all knew: Urban Meyer wasn't in Gainesville when Rex was there.

AZ picks bad, bad Levi Brown, who is not here. He's in San Francisco inking an endorsement deal with Levi Strauss for their new "Levi's Brown Denim" collection. It'll be a hit with the kids.

Washington Redskins take LSU safety LaRon Landry with the sixth overall pick, the NFL's most acclaimed Landry since Tom. LaRon started four years at LSU, and he's big and fast. Great selection. Landry and Sean Taylor in the same DB unit? That's a great set of safeties.