TRENTON THUNDER ROAD

Man, I am ashamed. It's the top of the seventh inning and I'm just now making a Trenton Thunder/Thunder Road pun.
I have definitely lost something off my fastball...just like Roger Clemens.

And think of all the apropos lines....

"So you're scared and you're thinking that maybe we ain't that young any more..."

"With a chance to make it good somehow/ Hey, what else can we do now?"

And, lastly, what Roger will not likely say in his post-game press conference as he makes his way to his next start, most likely for the big club at Toronto:

It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win!"