ANDREW BOGUT JUST GULPED

For the second time in the past three years, the Milwaukee Bucks used their first pick to select a seven-footer from the Pacific rim. The Bucks took 7'0" (or 6'11") center Yi Jianlian, thereby doubling the city's Chinese population. Meanwhile, Andrew Bogut, the team's incumbent Aussie center, who was the first overall pick in 2005, must be wondering how this is all going to work out.

"Jianlian. It's Australian for 'You need to upgrade your game'."