REASON NO. 1 THE NBA DRAFT BEATS THE NFL
1. Each team gets five minutes per first-round selection; as opposed to 15. But then, the NBA is compelled to hurry it up, because they have all those rounds they must get through (2) as opposed to the NFL, which only has seven. If that logic didn't quite make sense to you...exactly.
The NFL has too much fat everywhere, not just on its offensive and defensive lines.
David Satan, um, Stern, is standing no more than 30 feet in front of me now. I did consider wearing my "Free Amare" T-shirt to the draft, but what with all the international types here, and with "amare" meaning "to love" in Latin, well, I was afraid people would mistake me for Shawn Kemp (the physical resemblance being what it is)
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Does this mean that instead you have body paint on your chest that reads 'Free Amare!' for your Brandi Chastain moment during the draft?
Hey. Brandi Chastain's moment was spontaneous, had no premeditation to it. Otherwise, it would have been a weak, headline-stealing stunt. If joy manifests itself as semi-toplessness, then who are we to judge?