AND WE'RE BACK

R. Kelly was locked in the closet.

J. Dub was locked out of the closet. Locked out of the apartment, actually, for awhile. Went for a run and forgot my keys. So I'm sorry for the lack of coverage for the past hour. While waiting to get inside, though, I did finish up the last 63 push-ups on a sidewalk on Riverside Drive. So you won't have to deal with that any more.

Okay, so, updates:

Tennessee is beating the Spurriers 21-0 at the half.

Florida State has just given up, like a middle-aged man who wears nothing but drawstring pants and a fanny pack. Have you seen them against Duke tonight (on ESPNU)? The 'noles are wearing all black unis with gold numbers.

Ohio State is up 17-7 on the JoePas and I have no idea how they've done it. But you probably do.

Kansas is up 10-0 in College Station. It's time to take the Jayhawks seriously, Mr. Corso. And how about Aqib Talib, playing both ways. The Aggies, at home, have already gone three-and-out six times this season. And they don't even wear gold helmets.

So how happy do you think Urban Meyer was about Georgia's first TD celebration earlier today, one that Mark Richt essentially ordered? There were nine more personal foul penalties after that TD by "What part of Knowshon don't you understand?" Moreno.

Good to be back.

Oh, yeah...3-0 Boston, top of the 3rd inning, two on, no out. When did Beantown sell its soul to the devil? Could we really begin Monday with the BoSox 8-0 in their last eight World Series games?