LARA BOYKO-ERIC RILEY

That's a term merge (termerge?) above. Lara Boyko is a loyal Johntourager and CSTV writer who is mourning the loss of her alma mater, USC, moments earlier. Also, she possessed the insight to realize that my cat Mirk wasn't barfing because he was sick, but because as a fellow college football fan, he was trying to bond with me by mimicking Matt Ryan's Heisman pose of Thursday night. Good call, Boyko.

And then the second term is Mississippi State DB Co-Eric Riley, who unless he's a conjoined twin, someone's got some 'splainin' to do. Congrats to him and the resst of the Bulldogs for a big 31-14 upset win at Kentucky earlier today.

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Florida just had a 4th-and-2 and didn't have Tim Tebow bulldoze through the Dawgs' front seven for the first down. He must not only be injured, he must be feeling George Gipp right about now. And so the Gators did not convert. The stud of the game thus far is UGA frosh Knowshon Moreno, who is no relation to Omar Moreno or Omar Epps.

TOUCHDOWN, GEORGIA!!!!

I've only been watching this game during USC-Oregon timeouts but it seems every time I've tuned in, Matthew Stafford has hit one of his wideouts for at least a 40-yard gain. This was a 50-plus yard TD, Georgia's second of the game.

35-24, Georgia, with eleven minutes to play. Someone take the kryptonite hip pads off Tebow so that he might unleash his robust fury.

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I'm officially in Tebow-level pain right now. I can't even imagine how sore I'd be if i were blogging New Mexico State-Hawaii later on.

Did you just hear Vern Lundquist? While looking at a replay of a shot a ref took as Percy Harvin ran him over out of bounds, Vern said, "Boom...Goes the Dynamite!"

Vern, you are so YouTube. Well played!