OBAMASSACRE!

That's my suggested headline for the New York Post next week ...

I hear he's also courting the Irish-American vote: O'bama!

And how about Hillary's "pillow" comment? More and more I'm looking at Hillary and seeing Tracey Flick ("Pick Flick!" from Election) 

Did you read that ESPN traded in Sean Salisbury for Cris Carter? My favorite aspect of this story is that Salisbury, in a statement, said that "it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, internet, publishing, movies ... " Movies???

Vanderbilt beat No. 1 Tennessee last night, which only reaffirms what my good friend and former editor at Sports Illustrated, Dick Friedman, has long said: "There's no such thing as a home team scoring an upset in college basketball."

Is it a "Greatest Highlight" if Chris Berman is narrating it? Doesn't anyone in Bristol have the cojones to tell him to simmer down, now?