We're Here!

(If you've seen Love Actually and remember the car scene with Hugh Grant and the octopus, the title just got a little bit cuter, no?)

Before I go on blogging about last night and the Playboy Party, Hugh Hefner and the amazing after party we hit up I must fill you in on events from today.

Ok, here's the deal. Getting to the stadium was about as easy as rolling up in a pinto to the White House and enjoying a five course dinner with GWB and the Mrs. To spare you the annoying pain we felt, let's just say that we met a fair share of cops, one who felt it necessary to run down a parked car and yell at a bus "Are you kidding me?", reached the open lot only to have to leave and hit up an ATM in order to pay 50 bucks for a parking spot and then hiked a short marathon to reach the stadium, only to have to keep walking (on dirt) to the other side and enter through the Media Entrance.

But whatever, We're here!!

Well kind of. Here's how I put it to Gregg over IM.

"we are in a far away location hidden from all the world tucked away in a white tent with mini tv's to watch the game"

Awesome. How SUPER of them to stash media away off to the side. Allegedly we get on the field after the fact which would be pretty cool. But for now it is basically a huge white tent with wireless internet and table after table. On the menu for today is a combination of America's finest: including hot dogs and fries and nachos (is that what you're eating?) and all the water and canned soda you can imagine. Unfortunately we waited to get in line and they are officially out of food.

Among the three of us, we do have one auxillary pass which gets us into the stadium. I for one plan on using it. I'm all about sneaking around this place. It's the Super Bowl. And this game is minutes away from getting started!!!