DRILL BIT TAYLOR DAYNE COOK

Gonzaga. I like. The Zags are playing with a chip on their shoulder. They resent Davidson for trying to assume their role in the March Madness ecosystem. Reminds me of Scott Evil's reaction to Mini-Me. Or maybe that was my reaction to Mini-Me. Not a Mini-Me fan.

Billy Packer just said that "Josh Heytvelt's off-court problems have been well-documented, so we don't need to go in to them here." Really? They've been well-documented? For the casual fan? Really? Really, Billy? (pardon me as I phone Seth and Amy and ask if I can steal their bit).

Billy, if you only want to give us the shine on the story, and not the grit, that's fine. But just say that. Don't be a wuss. Anyway, in case you're wondering, Heytvelt sounds as if he's a serious fan of Phish:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=2772547