Why I wish I knew Judi H (especially on May 3)

First of all, how fabulous is it to be considered a "vibrant celebrity psychic"? No, not just a sit-in-the-doorstep-under-a-red-light-psychic. A straight up vibrant celebrity psychic. Just saying. As for her prediction, Big Brown wasn't too big of a surprise but I'll give her credit for getting the next two, (sweet) Eight Belles and Denis of Cork plus bonus for attaching the ticket to prove it.

It goes on...

After winning $1,619 on a $6 bet, (that's it?) Judi is gearing up for a Triple Crown success
and now she would like to share the wealth with others!

She is available to do a live on-air pre-race prediction
on site at an OTB or in the studio for
The Preakness Stakes coming up on Saturday, May 17, 2008.

Oh. So this is about sharing the wealth. Got it. I think to myself, "Eh. At this point it doesn't hurt to continue reading." And I do. In addition to the above I learned Judi "recommends gambling within your means and trusting your own 'horsesense' above and beyond her psychic predictions."

*Dictionary.com provided no definition for 'horsesense'.

Judi's predictions aren't limited to just horses. Oh no. She was right about Eliot Spitzer ... saying he would not complete his term, predicted back in March that Scarlet Johansson would get engaged and claims she is not a "hocus pocus airy-fairy talking to the dead type psychic". Classic.

Along with her two psychic cats, she meditates when she lifts weights or surfs the Internet. But my all time favorite Judi-like sentence in the whole thing has got to be the following:

Her favorite cocktail is Grey Goose on the rocks in a tall glass with plenty of ice. She loves cruises, anything leopard and shopping at Prada.

What!? Again, She loves cruises, anything leopard and shopping at Prada. You just can't make that up. Which is why I wish I knew Judi H, the vibrant celebrity psychic, who along with her two psychic cats can predict the future and is no hocus pocus airy-fairy. Someone get this woman a Grey Goose on the rocks (with a ton of ice!). Because she is fabulous!