DAILY DOMER: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Happy Halloween, especially to the dude on the Metro North train who last night was explaining to his female colleague how he and three friends were going as the U.S. Olympic men's 4x100 swim relay team. "We got those bodysuits, cost $100," he says. "You wouldn't believe how tight they are."
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Are we human, or are we dancer? I am not smart enough to answer that question. I'm not even smart enough to ask that question. It is an inquiry best left to the experts, to either Brandon Flowers or Cloris Leachman.
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Hemogoblins
I find myself falling under the thrall of HBO's True Blood, which is arguably the most intriguing cajuns-meet-vampires show ever seen on television. I usually find producer Alan Ball ("American Beauty", "Six Feet Under") beyond pretentious, and there are aspects of this show that are kin to that. But Anna Paquin (going blonde as Sookie Stackhouse) is fantastic--she's come so far since Almost Famous. She's all growed up.
A few other observations:
1) Merlotte's, the Cajun roadrouse diner that resembles a joint the Budweiser frogs might hang outside of and serves as the main set of the show, must be a moniker homage to famed Cajun joint Mulate's. No?
2) If you were wondering what ever happened to Lane's husband, Zach, from Gilmore Girls, he's now a short order cook at Merlotte's. (yes, of course that's the reason I love this show). You can also find Stephen Root (Newsradio's Jimmy James) as an effete homosexual bloodsucker.
3) The best new term on television is fangbanger, which in the context of True Blood refers to a human who's a vampire wannabe, who prefers slumming with vampires. The term is brilliant, a co-opting of gangbanger (as well as, to a degree _ag hag) and has inspired the following Kazurinskyisms from yours truly:
A human who enjoys slumming with an Oscar-winning director of a gay cowboy film would be an....Angbanger.
A human who enjoys slumming with astronauts would be a....Tangbanger.
A human who enjoys slumming with marsupials would be a...Kangbanger.
And a human who enjoys slumming with magical cars that inspire songs to be written about them would be a....Chitty Chitty Bang Banger. (and why can't Detroit build a car such as this?)
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I won't have time to get to Superserious SuperSaturday Soothsaying this morning--got a flight out to South Bend soon--but here are a few notions: First, I like both Texas Tech and Florida in mild upsets; second, USC is a 44-point favorite at home against Washington: I'm picking the Trojans and I think they'll cover; finally, the Pitt-Notre Dame game is simple: If the Irish jump out to a two touchdown lead, they'll reduce the influence of Panther tailback LeSean McCoy on the outcome and could win big. If they don't, McCoy, who has run for 140 or more yards in each of his previous four games, could do them in. Mark May did make a valid point at halftime last night, which is that the Irish have yet to beat a team with a winning record this season.
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My man Jason Teiken at the home office in Stamford, Conn., moved mountains this week in order to line up webcast interviews between myself and both Mike Leach and Mack Brown. We'd like to thank both coaches for agreeing to do the interviews and you'll be able to watch them some time today on the ol' site. Thanks, Jason, for making this happen. I'm still in shock.
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Notre Dame fullback Asaph Schwapp will be one of the speakers at Friday night's pep rally. Good for him. He works hard, never complains, and blocks well. But I really hope he gives Charlie the biz about how he wouldn't mind getting one freaking carry this season. That's right, by this time tomorrow, Schwapp will have more pep rally pep talks than rushes this year.
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I don't know all that much about the English Premier League, but I do know that Arsenal is Nick Hornby's favorite club and that Bill Simmons adopted Tottenham Hot Spurs as his a couple years back. Recently the two played and this goal by Tottenham's David Bentley (what a delightfully British name) scored late in the first half, is being touted as the goal of the season in the EPL. Hard to disagree.
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This week's New York magazine has an item about a prankster at Stuyvesant High School in Manhattan spiking the junior varsity football team's Gatorade with copper sulfate. Two players became violently ill, one was hospitalized. The student who spiked the fluid was suspended for two weeks, but he'd probably be wise to transfer, wouldn't he?
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Terrific piece in Thursday's New York Times about how closely the final season of The West Wing correlates to the current presidential race. Jimmy Smits as Mexican-American Democratic candidate Matt Santos (who has two children) was the Obama figure, Alan Alda as Republican 70ish Republican nominee Arnold Vinick was the McCain figure. As the article's writer, Brian Stelter, notes, "In both 'The West Wing' and in real life, for example, the Phillies played in the World Series duing the election campaign."
Those final-season episodes, now running in syndication on Bravo, first aired four years ago.
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My good friend Billy, the world's 3rd-coolest fortysomething bachelor (behind David Spade and J.R. Moehringer), always bakes me these "Best Of" CDs that are indisciminate, if nothing else. For example, I've already received Volume 14 just from 2008. Anyway, there are always some true gems in all that surplus and here's my new favorite tune, "Mr. Rock & Roll", by Amy MacDonald.
If you like that at all, check this out. It's a version of the song by an anonymous MacDonald doppelganger (not to be confused with a doppelbanger) that a lot of viewers prefer to the original. Not sure if I'd go that far, but it is pretty solid.
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By the way, you don't HAVE to lose money in the stock market. If you stay on top of things (unlike me), such a volatile market can actually yield huge rewards. For example, Las Vegas Sands (LVS), which was selling for $135 per share a year ago yesterday, was down to $4.50 per share on Tuesday. Today, just three days later, it's up to nearly $12 per share. In other words, you would have tripled your money in just three days if you'd kept on top of that. Try doing that in your Fantasy League.
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Not that betting is 'legal', Florida is picked to win the game by 5.5 pts. I guess you and vegas agree.
Just an observational question, but is it time to take the "daily" out of the Daily Domer title? I long for the days when John was in South Bend and commuted by Schwinn.
'Tis the witching hour, and I've already called out SpongeBob Squarepants for double-dipping. If SBS knows what's good for him, he won't be back for thirds.
Top trick of the night? Hands down, Tony Hawk, who didn't split his lip on my front porch.
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