Does He Know Who He's Messing With?

As an Islanders fan, I absolutely despise Sean Avery. But as a fan of pro athletes providing constant entertainment, I love him for this quote:

"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."

He's referring to his ex, Elisha Cuthbert, dating Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf. But as my buddy Gregg notes, that is not at all sloppy. The clip of this is even better because of the sophomoric smirk on his face. All class, Sean.

Gary Bettman suspended him indefinitely, which sounds like it's on par with a 4th grader getting sent to the principal's office for making a mom joke.

Regardless, Avery should have bigger concerns. You just don't say things like that about Jack Bauer's daughter and hope to live.