BCS BINGO

The fertile minds over at Deadspin have come up with a "Sportscaster Thought Bingo" card for tonight's contest. Genius.

While I lack their reckless imagination, comic sensibilities and, well, the technical ability to create a bingo card image on this blog, I will supply topics I'd like to see Thom Brenneman and Charles Davis discuss. Not that I expect them to, but here goes (and, yes, this is an idea I should have thought up about 2 hours ago):

1) Where's Rhett Bomar?

2) 60 Minutes did not one but two features on college football coaches this season, and neither one was on Urban or Stoops.

3) Ryan Reynolds is not that Ryan Reynolds,

4) Pac-Man Jones' immortal quote, already the Quote of 2009, uttered yesterday: "I gotta love me some me." (I know it has nothing to do with this contest, but what a wonderfully diva thing to say.

5)  Baby Mangino 

6) Famous Iglesiases: Enrique, Julio, Joaquin.

7) Brett Venables' hair. It has always intrigued me.

8) Ron Zook, former UF coach, was the position coach of Charles Davis at Tennessee. Gotta have some nutty stories.

9) Gaza.

10) If only we were ESPN and not Fox, we could show a photo of Erin Andrews from her Dazzler days.

11) Does Florida have a hook-and-ladder play and a Statue of Liberty if things get desperate?

12) Better O-line name: Pouncey or Loadholt?

Okay, things are getting interesting here and I've got to head down to the field soon. Thanks for reading tonight, and all season. I'm sure I'll have something tomorrow.